Ad I saw a few days ago

As seen on a billboard on St. John’s Bluff Rd., slightly south of Beach Blvd (in Jacksonville).

Teenage drinking is down
Teenage substance abuse is down
Teenage responsibility is UP</p>

And some people thought abstinence education wouldn't work.

It kind of blows my mind. I didn’t know that telling kids to keep their pants on would magically make them stop drinking and using drugs. Although I find it weird that the billboard didn’t mention teenage pregnancy or rape. I suppose we should assume those both went up under abstinence education. :-(