Ad I saw a few days ago
December 17th 2004 04:06 am
As seen on a billboard on St. John’s Bluff Rd., slightly south of Beach Blvd (in Jacksonville).
Teenage drinking is down
Teenage substance abuse is down
Teenage responsibility is UP
Teenage substance abuse is down
Teenage responsibility is UP
And some people thought abstinence education wouldn’t work.
It kind of blows my mind. I didn’t know that telling kids to keep their pants on would magically make them stop drinking and using drugs. Although I find it weird that the billboard didn’t mention teenage pregnancy or rape. I suppose we should assume those both went up under abstinence education. :-(