Nightly routine

I usually read a little bit from bash.org before going to bed at night. Or to be more specific, I’m at the site because I’m bored, which convinces me to go to bed. But anyways, this quote was particularly funny.

So I was at work today, signing for a package from UPS.

When the FedEx guy walks in with a package of his own.

And at that EXACT moment, a customer changes the channel to TBS and the Mortal Kombat movie is on, right when the fight theme music starts.

Did they break out into a delivery duel to the death?

I was prepared for parcel projectiles and fedex fatalities.

They eyed each other, and I knew something was about to happen…

But then the guy changed the channel to “Trading Spaces” and the fight was over.

As someone who used to sign for packages, I thought it was rather funny.